NNN Swag
Attract Your Tribe
Merch for people who read the rent roll for fun. Cap-rate jokes, NNN pride, and the grind — on gear you'll actually get stopped about.
Probably the most expensive t-shirt you'll ever buy. I'm also not making any money off of these. But I guarantee the tribe will find you and talk to you about your shirt in the wild.
Tees (16)
Building Wealth 101
$27.99The slow, boring, reliable way. Wear the thesis.
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Cash Flow Appreciation Tee
$25.99Two returns, one shirt — the cash flow now and the appreciation later.
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Cash Rules Everything* Tee
$27.99*Cash flow, technically. C.R.E.A.M. for the commercial set.
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CRE Jargon Tee
$27.99Don't make it awkward. You made it awkward.
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Feed Your Dreams, Starve Your Fears Tee
$27.99Feed your dreams. Starve your fears.
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Hairy Deal Tee
$27.99Some deals are hairy. You close them anyway.
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Hustle Is My Love Language
$27.99For the one whose love language is a signed LOI at 11pm.
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iDevelop Tee
$27.99For the developer whose pro forma always pencils. (It doesn't. The shirt says it does.)
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Nothing But Net Tee
$27.99Nothing but net (lease). Mamba mentality for cap-rate assassins.
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NNN > NN Tee
$27.99The math is simple. Let the tenant pay the roof.
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NNN Shark Tee
$27.99Circling the good deals. Triple-net predator.
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Paying Bills Sucks Tee
$27.99Which is why you buy the building that pays you. Triple net, baby.
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S On Your Chest Tee
$27.99Cap-rate vision, 1031 reflexes. Your superpower is patience.
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Straight Outta Lease Term Tee
$27.99Renew or reprice — you know the drill.
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Force Majeure & Chill Tee
$24.99When the lease has an out and you don't.
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NNN Restaurant Investment Tee
$27.99Ask me about my NNN investments — restaurant sector. QSR cash flow, medium rare.
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The swag is the fun part. The real work is buying the right building at the right number. Start there — it's free.